Appointment 11:45, internal view of bladder procedure.

You have to join in on this post, it’s easy to do, don’t be shy! Now, assume the voice and position of a zombie and sing to the soundtrack of  Michael Jacksons “Thriller”

“The noonday hour is now close to hand

The surgeons digit has terrorised your gland

With scope pointed hard right deep and down 

To see just how your pee sloshes around and round

From bladders deep and with bowel unleashed

The air it too begins to creep

And whoever now is to decide

From Mr Mason deep inside ….. ”

Hahahahahaha !